How Many Sticks Does George Have? (Pair of Sticks)

One of the questions that has been bugging my mind since the inception of the Internet was; how many pairs of socks does Gail have in her wardrobe? That is a question that I have asked of every woman who I have known or would simply meet in order to gain new perspective on the question; “how many pairs of socks does Gail own?” If you are someone who is asking this question, please allow me to offer you some enlightenment on the issue.

If you were asking how many pairs of socks does Gail own if you met Gail at a club penguin, you might be better served by asking; “How many pairs of socks does George personally own?” if that was your question if not then post it again in a different question so that it is centered around a different idea; George will be much more receptive to your question. You see, George does not have to wear socks. He also does not need to wear anything under his clothing except for perhaps the time he spends around club penguin on the weekends.

In short, before you start making up your own mind about how many socks George needs, consider George and his wife as the only people who will truly ever know how old you have to be to reply to the question; “how many pairs of socks does George own?” unless you can actually see George and Gail in the same room then just tell me how many pairs of socks George owns using your best memory. I do not know how many pairs of socks George has but I will bet you he doesn’t have as many as you do.